Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea by Chelsea Handler

Author: Chelsea Handler
Publisher: Simon Spotlight Entertainment
ISBN: 1416954120
Dewey Decimal Number: 306.7092

Book Description

When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power -- vodka. You would too if you found out that your boyfriend was having an affair with a Peekapoo or if you had to pretend to be honeymooning with your father in order to upgrade to first class. Welcome to Chelsea's world -- a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense.

In this hilarious, deliciously skewed collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous. Whether she's convincing her third-grade class that she has been tapped to play Goldie Hawn's daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her...only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations. Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea showcases the candor and irresistible turns of phrase that have made her one of the freshest voices in comedy today.

Review

I feel like I've come late to the party that is Chelsea Handler, but better late than never. This collection of stories is in a word, hilarious. Chelsea is a natural storyteller and these pages go by so quickly I found myself looking for more when I reached page 264. She's original, irreverent, bawdy, gutsy and VERY funny.

It's hard to pick a favorite, but the story of boyfriend Mohammad and the Peekapoo (apparently a gay dog), and another that included a night with the drunken "midget" named Kimmy, had me laughing out loud and sharing snippets. There are no stinkers in the collection, each is funnier than the previous as you get to know her humor and her quirks, which yes--DO include a lot of vodka.

If you like the work of Laurie Notaro The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club: True Tales from a Magnificent and Clumsy Life or Sandra Tsing Loh A Year in Van Nuys you'll love the work of Chelsea Handler.

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sTORI Telling by Tori Spelling

Author: Tori Spelling
Publisher: Simon Spotlight
ISBN: 1416950737
Dewey Decimal Number: 791.45028092

Book Description

She was television's most famous virgin--and, as Aaron Spelling's daughter, arguably its most famous case of nepotism. Portraying Donna Martin on Beverly Hills, 90210, Tori Spelling became one of the most recognizable young actresses of her generation, with a not-so-private personal life every bit as fascinating as her character's exploits. Yet years later the name Tori Spelling too often closed--and sometimes slammed--the same doors it had opened.

sTORI Telling is Tori's chance to finally tell her side of the tabloid-worthy life she's led, and she talks about it all: her decadent childhood birthday parties, her nose job, her fairy-tale wedding to the wrong man, her so-called feud with her mother. Tori has already revealed her flair for brilliant, self-effacing satire on her VH1 show So NoTORIous and Oxygen's Tori & Dean: Inn Love, but her memoir goes deeper, into the real life behind the rumors: her complicated relationship with her parents; her struggles as an actress after 90210; her accident-prone love life; and, ultimately, her quest to define herself on her own terms.

From her over-the-top first wedding to finding new love to her much-publicized--and misunderstood--"disinheritance," sTORI Telling is a juicy, eye-opening, enthralling look at what it really means to be Tori Spelling.

Review

Tori tells her amazing story life with a brilliant insight and witty humor. She begins with her not-so-common childhood and goes through her awkward and difficult moments (which she had to overcome) due to being a rich-famous teenage girl/Aaron Spelling's daughter.

She highlights her absolutely strained relationship with her mother, whose name is ironically CANDY. She shows her mother is no sweet stuff but a HARD CANDY, not to mention ULTRA BITTER. Through her writing, I can't understand how a human being can be so cruel to her own and only daughter and such a stingy, penny-pinching woman in spite of being almost a billionaire. You have to read it to grasp what she means.

You will also be astonished at how carefree her father was when thinking about his daughter's future: he only left her $ 800,000.00 dollars of a $ 0.5 million fortune when he died, which makes you conclude he wasn't fair to her as her mother as well. This is totally unfair in any human perspective.

But in the end, you can witness a brand NEW TORI: she finds the love of her life with DEAN...fascinating the reader with a fairy-tale (but real) love story (of her very own).

Congrats, Tori! You are a hero and I am a big fan! You deserve to be the happiest!

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